My description for that last post is so damned weird.
I'm continuing to look into the Summoning Magic that has escaped my notice up till now. And I find myself looking at 100d10 centipedes and wondering who has that many d10s to begin with and when it became a good idea to buy all of them. Seriously, who has that many d10s and what are you doing with them? Building a dice throne for the dice god where only the faithful roll high and everyone else gouges out their own eyes?
Wow.
That got dark quickly.
I know that I'm not helping publicize my blog with descriptions like that, but it cracks me the fuck up and I can't help myself. I have no idea if this is becoming a "thing" for me or if it's just because it's one o'clock in the morning.
Either way I'm enjoying it, hope you are too.
See you folks in the morning.
"Building a dice throne for the dice god where only the faithful roll high and everyone else" has to walk barefoot across a dark room littered with d4s.
ReplyDeleteI honestly feel like they should be crawling across a dark room littered with d4s while a group of baseball prospects hurl d20s at them, chanting, "Dice for the Dice God!"
Delete100d10... roll a 2 d10s so as to get 1-100 and roll one of them again and multiply.
ReplyDeleteYour reasonable and well thought out answers will avail you not one bit here JDJarvis. We're all making sacrifices to a mad god and trying to find a virgin for sacrifice (no luck so far - even with Google's help).
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