Two Quick Hits

1. I love seeing one of my posts get shared on a forum and not seeing a bunch dicks be all, "Fuck that guy, I hear he has sex with women. Yo, mother fucker best recognize that if she ain't on top he's subjugating her and that's a sexist dick move!"

Maybe that's just the sort of conversation that goes on in my head. 

2. I've invented a new drinking game: download the The Steve Austin Show podcast and take a shot every time Austin says "Mother Fucker." I've died twice from alcohol posioning in the last two days. I should probably stop playing but I really want to hear what happens after the first five minutes of the show . . .