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Thursday, July 31, 2014

Because She Said This Over Dinner

The wife wearing GOD'S TEAM ON HER SHIRT and playing D&D


Me: "I can't believe you've never played Halo!"

The Wife: "I can't believe you've never taken a dick up the ass. Do you want to keep going down this path."

Me: "No Ma'am. You win."
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9 comments:

  1. Jim HaltomAugust 1, 2014 at 6:24 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS is why we marry them.

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  2. MarkAugust 1, 2014 at 6:38 AM

    100% keeper.

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  3. Tom DoolanAugust 1, 2014 at 9:09 AM

    My response would have been "Who says I haven't?" Just to see the reaction. :D

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    1. DyversAugust 1, 2014 at 9:43 AM

      We've been married too long for me to use that anymore. :(

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    2. Jim HaltomAugust 1, 2014 at 9:52 AM

      Besides, when the wife says, "Do you want to keep going down this path?" it means to shut your pie hole because you're going to lose, badly.

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    3. DyversAugust 1, 2014 at 10:07 AM

      So very, very true. U_U

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    4. Tom DoolanAugust 1, 2014 at 2:25 PM

      Heh. Yeah, I suppose there comes a point where shock value is trumped by one-upmanship. :) Still, her response is quite priceless.

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