That Princess Was Always Up to No Good.

Last night I was showing my wife Super Mario Bros 2, which she had never played before, when she asked me why all the Shy Guys were guys. This quickly got us onto an idea that she's been kicking around that the Princess in the Mario games was a trifling hussy who enjoyed getting kidnapped.

"It's the attention," she said as she looked at me. "There are some people who will do anything to make sure that everyone is looking at them all the time and that's what she's doing.

"Besides we both know that most of the people helping Koopa out are just women tired of her shit."

So I made this.

Enough is Enough by Charles Akins

It's 8.5" x 11" and it's available on my storefront for $10.45. If you like it you can pick it up by clicking on the link below.

Enough is Enough by That_Akins_Store
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I Like Killing Ogres

During the first year that I ran this blog I made an off-handed comment about how I like killing all the ogres in life because it pleased me to make them scream. Since then it's been one of those things that I hear people saying to me on a regular basis which tickles me to no end. So since I've started up a store front I decided that it might be a good idea to throw something out there with that phrase.

Kill All the Ogres In Life Square Sticker by That_Akins_Store

I've got stickers and a journal for sale with the phrase and image on them. I got to tell you, I may not be a graphic designer but I'm having a lot of fun doing this stuff and I hope you cats are finding things that you like and want to buy. I figure this is a hell of a lot more fun for you guys as you can buy things that you actually get tangible goods for your money instead of just shoving money at me like I'm some scantily clad hooker on her first night in a John's car. 

That just got really dark fast. 

Kill All the Ogres In Life Journal by That_Akins_Store

I Opened Up a Digital Storefront

As some of you will have noticed from the large billboard on the right side of the screen I have opened up a digital storefront. It's still a work in progress but it's going in the right direction. Anyway, I decided to do open it up after I had received a couple of requests to purchase some of the posters I've made. While I could probably sell the Greyhawk Posters on there as a parody product I would rather avoid getting a Cease & Desist Order from Wizards of the Coast, Gail Gygax, or anyone else who might take a notion to do so. That means that you won't see any of those posters on the digital storefront. Instead you'll find all of the original designs that I make on the blog and things that I make exclusively for the storefront.

I'll be making announcements on the blog, every so often, when I have something new to sale. Now all of the money that I make off of those products already up on the storefront, and those yet to come, will be going to buy better equipment to draw with, more RPG books to help inspire my posts, and lots of wine to lubricate the gears of my mind. So if those sound like things you'd like to support then be sure to pick something up today!