Monday, July 21, 2014

I have a Proposition for Business that's for Business for You!

You guys, my inbox has been getting some really strange shit lately. Like this guy from Pakistan who keeps telling me he's from Detroit even though it's clear that he has no idea how to use the English language. Dude totally has this super legit, for reals yo, offer to bring me into his hush-hush dealings where I'm gonna make a $2,500,000 for just opening up my checking account. 

How could I not do it?


  1. I had a Nigerian prince mail me a typed letter with a similar offer a couple decades ago. Even though he went through all the bother of having the letter typed, stuffed in an envelope, addressed and posted I just didn't feel the offer was entirely sincere.

  2. Me too received different emails from Africa with the same content... the problem was that they send me in english... but I'm italian! :p


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