1. Dickbags of the Underdark
2. Murder Nights in Bangkok
3. Grumbling Dwarves, Bloody Orks
4. Mordenkainen and Two Hot Mummies
5. You Should Have Stayed at the Inn
6. Saving Dragons, One Kiss at a Time
7. The Forgotten God Farts in the Dark
8. Waiting for Bigby's Gently Caressing Hand
9. The No Killing Club (Which None of You are Invited to Join)
10. Gnomes Gone Wild!!!!
11. Three Moons over Solace
12. Dragons and Kinder
13. I Make the Best Caverns. Everyone Knows.
14. The Damned Game
15. Three Brothers, a Gnome, and a Goat
16. One Hundred Years Chasing a God Damned Pixie and Not Doing a Fucking Thing
17. The Adventures of Three Chodes
18. You're All Criminals to Me
19. Wonderland is Kind of a Dump
20. The Barbarian's Fury
21. I Paid $49.95 for this Fucking Book the Least You Can Do is Follow the God-Damned Hook
22. Monte Cook Wrote This Shit
23. I'm Not Sure this is How Hentai Works!
24. To the Burnt Out Hovel!
25. Voodoo is Real