PCs race for an open field 4 miles away in pouring rain while a Green Dragon stalks them from above. Is that it's roar, or rolling thunder?
— Dungeon Master (@Dungeon_Crafter) April 13, 2015
Just the roar of rain, steam rising from their bodies from the heat of great excerption. The beast is near, they can feel it in the air.
— Dungeon Master (@Dungeon_Crafter) April 13, 2015
Legs burning and chests tight they fail to reach the edge,forming a ring of steel as they wait to meet the emerald terror beneath the canopy
— Dungeon Master (@Dungeon_Crafter) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter then I'm done.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter DONE WITH LIFE!
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
Just the roar of rain, steam rising from their bodies from the heat of great excerption. The beast is near, they can feel it in the air.
— Dungeon Master (@Dungeon_Crafter) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter As it sings, "How am I supposed to live without you!"
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter Now that I've been lovin' you so long
How am I supposed to live without you
How am I supposed to carry on
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter When all that I've been livin' for is gone
I didn't come here for cryin'
Didn't come here to break down
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter It's just a dream of mine is coming to an end
And how can I blame you
When I build my world around
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
@Dungeon_Crafter The hope that one day we'd be so much
more than friends
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 13, 2015
@Thatakinsboy your amazing
— Dungeon Master (@Dungeon_Crafter) April 13, 2015
@ShannaGermain Hell that was three years ago. Terrible time getting all the salt off my arms though. Don't really remember anything else
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 2, 2015
"How did you screw up Ramen?"
It's not supposed to be crunchy?
"No, no it is not."
Oh.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 9, 2015
@BrainClouds I recommend firewater. 1 tablespoon Sriracha to 1 cup water. There are some side effects that include: diarrhea, eye bleeding
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 10, 2015
@BrainClouds hallucinations, the belief that you are Napoleon, increased heart rate, pupal dilation, the inability to fall asleep,
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 10, 2015
@BrainClouds Well, things happen when you're bored and in college.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 10, 2015
@ChuckWendig "It is said that you can tell a lot about a town or a city by what it places as its tallest building"
Mine's a tree house.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 7, 2015
@ameron_dm In hindsight, when the cleric said he'd rather get drunk, screw the Troll, and get herpes it was the right move. #DNDLifeLessons
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@ameron_dm The bard banging a drum will creepily moaning, "Dinner! DIN-NER! DINNNER!" will not be invited back. #DNDLifeLessons
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@ameron_dm It turns out that having a paladin who took an oath to protect all dragons, not the best companion on this one. #DNDLifeLessons
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@ameron_dm Fighter taking off his armor to better show of his 'shit' turns out not to be best way to fight after all. #DNDLifeLessons
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@ameron_dm The wizard should probably not keep grabbing his nuts and screaming, "I've got your spell right here!" #DNDLifeLessons
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@ameron_dm Party thief should not drink a 6-pack before 'sneaking' into the dungeon singing Party Rock Anthem. #LifeLessons
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
This shall not stand @Morrus! Let's burn their Distribution facilities to the ground Holmes! #OverreactionMonday
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@Morrus Fine. I'll just burn the employees cars so they have to work longer.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 6, 2015
@ShannaGermain You've got my attention. Tell me more.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 4, 2015
@ShannaGermain I'm too busy bitching about people having #BadWrongFun online to ~actually~ play a game. God, what's wrong with you?
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 1, 2015
@Thatakinsboy I know. I'm a disgrace.
— Shanna Germain (@ShannaGermain) April 1, 2015
@ShannaGermain See you keep talking like that and I'm totally going to get a crush on you. #TooFarYeahTooFar
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 1, 2015
@Thatakinsboy If you don't already have a crush on me, I'm afraid I can no longer interact with you. Good bye.
— Shanna Germain (@ShannaGermain) April 1, 2015
@ShannaGermain Well that's just fine. I guess, if you're going to be like that, that I'm secretly in love with you forevars and stuff.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) April 1, 2015
@Morrus Oh, and I've come up with a book idea for EN World. I call it, "Shut the Fuck Up: A Guide to Disruptive Players." #yourewelcome
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) January 13, 2015
@scalzi Are you buying us all ponies? I bet it's ponies.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) January 21, 2015
@ChrisPerkinsDnD @looneysquash Really thought that answer was going to involve a lot more drinking and chasing sexy pants people.
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) March 13, 2015
@ChrisPerkinsDnD I'm totally telling people that we're friends now because I know you like Milli knew Vanilli. #dndLife
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) March 13, 2015
@SlyFlourish No, we killed everyone. Didn't catch his name, but he ran into a bar so we killed everyone in there too. #safetyfirst
— CharlesAkins (@Thatakinsboy) January 12, 2015
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