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| The wife wearing GOD'S TEAM ON HER SHIRT and playing D&D |
Me: "I can't believe you've never played Halo!"
The Wife: "I can't believe you've never taken a dick up the ass. Do you want to keep going down this path."
Me: "No Ma'am. You win."
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS is why we marry them.
ReplyDeleteSo very, very true!
Delete100% keeper.
ReplyDeleteI thought so. :)
DeleteMy response would have been "Who says I haven't?" Just to see the reaction. :D
ReplyDeleteWe've been married too long for me to use that anymore. :(
DeleteBesides, when the wife says, "Do you want to keep going down this path?" it means to shut your pie hole because you're going to lose, badly.
DeleteSo very, very true. U_U
DeleteHeh. Yeah, I suppose there comes a point where shock value is trumped by one-upmanship. :) Still, her response is quite priceless.
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