Baby Shit Up to My Elbows
Today has been a great day in that I have new glasses and everyone is (mostly) healthy. Which is why when I say this next part I need you to understand that I am not complaining, I am merely commenting on the state of things in the House Akins. My son has shit sixteen times today. Big, massive, terrible shits that would choke a horse and scare those with delicate sensibilities.
I have taken to calling him Godzilla. He is not pleased.
|Not my kid, but it fits.|