Thursday, May 1, 2014

Hey, What's Up Girl?

I'm always amazed that people feel like there need to be rules for social interactions in Dungeons and Dragons. It's as though there is this fundamental disconnect with reality and these authors delude themselves into believing that by distilling the fluid and enjoyable morass of social interactions into a handful of carefully constrained dice mechanics that they will somehow bring order to an incredibly disorderly process. In other words, you're not going to master talking to the opposite sex by dictating a set procedure for dealing with them. 

See, in the real world, when you want to talk to someone you have to say, "Hello" first. If you don't then you're going to live in misery and loneliness. Fuck that noise and take the first step. Baring that, write her a sonnet.


2 comments:

  1. I've written sonnets for several women. None of them have ever fucked me until after we were also married.

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    1. That's the problem with dating smart women . . .

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