Last night I was showing my wife Super Mario Bros 2, which she had never played before, when she asked me why all the Shy Guys were guys. This quickly got us onto an idea that she's been kicking around that the Princess in the Mario games was a trifling hussy who enjoyed getting kidnapped.
"It's the attention," she said as she looked at me. "There are some people who will do anything to make sure that everyone is looking at them all the time and that's what she's doing.
"Besides we both know that most of the people helping Koopa out are just women tired of her shit."
So I made this.
|Enough is Enough by Charles Akins|
It's 8.5" x 11" and it's available on my storefront for $10.45. If you like it you can pick it up by clicking on the link below.