Sunday, January 11, 2015

Google Me, Bitch, I'm Fabulous!

So I was walking through Wal-Mart when I happened to pass this cute, little, teenage couple, pretty little Black girl and her Hispanic boyfriend. Their deep into some cutesy talk that makes me want to gag so I skip past them and head on over to get milk for the boy. 

A few isles later I come across them again and this time the Black girl is all up in the face of this not-so-attractive Hispanic girl who's just a little over weight. The two girls are shouting at the top of their lungs about how Miguel (the Hispanic boyfriend?) actually loves them. Then the Hispanic girl says, "Bitch, you too god-damned ratchet for any man to fuck!"

"Google me, Bitch," she screams back, "I'm fabulous!" and with that she knocks that girl right out. Wal-Mart managers are running in trying to get the Black girl and she takes off running screaming, "Fuck you bitches, I'm out!"

Fucking great day over here!


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    1. Oh, yeah! Love that word! It basically means someone whose appearance is messed up. Think of a girl who's been on a twelve hour bender. Her hair is all over the place; her make-up is half off, and she's convinced that she still looks good enough to be out in public. She's ratchet. It applies to men as well as women, just more common to hear it in connection to women.


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