I was sitting on the park bench listening to the birds raise hell on each other when an acorn caught me clean in the temple. I jumped up and started searching for the lousy mother fucker who attacked me and there they were up in the top of tree. Two grey squirrels jumping up and down, chittering away.
You think you're safe? I'll be back later with a flame thrower and I'll burn you all up!
Sadly that never happened as the dorm next door had a meth lab busted and the cops wouldn't let me burn the tree down. Next time though, next time . . .