I Made a Mistake
Last night I joined a forum for the first time in nearly ten years. I was looking for some information on a project I've been working on and no sooner had I made my initial request then did the madness begin. In less than three responses I found myself being accused of being a misogynist and a fem-a-nazi. I also gathered that perhaps my parents made a mistake when I was concieved.
This is why I hate most all forums. There are exceptions - RPGMP3.com, the Comeback Inn, and Dragonsfoot to name a few - but by and large they are the lands of the mad and the depraved waiting for some fool to come along asking a question so that they can pounce on them like a lion on the lamb.
I swear that is the last time I ask anyone who would win a fight between Elminster and Mordenkin.