I was sitting at my computer reading about the problems a friend of mine is going through and trying to find the right words to say that would somehow make things better when I got an email from a reader of my blog.
It started off well.
Hey you fucking asshole,Why do you even put your chubby fucking fingers down on a keyboard? You cum gurgling ass monkey. It's you and unblown neckbeard fag buddies that have made this 'hobby' a goddamned joke.Fuck off and die.
It's nice to see that I'm developing a fan base that really gets me.
P.S. I did clean up the text a bit, couldn't tell what the asshole had sent originally.
No one ever takes the time to tell me to fuck off and die anymore... :[
ReplyDeleteIf it would make you feel better I'll come over once a day and do that for you. After all, what are friends for. :)
DeleteIt's still February, just consider it a late Valentine from a love-struck dude who hasn't matured enough to admit he actually likes you.
ReplyDeleteWell, now it just got creepy.
DeleteThink I'll go take a shower.
Wow. There's guys out whose opinions I respect MUCH less than yours and I would never say they were an embarrassment to the hobby.
ReplyDeleteBut I think if you're pissing someone off that badly, you're doing something right. Keep up the good work!
I'll do my best!
DeleteYou just KNOW that this is from a guy who reads your blog twice a day.
ReplyDeleteI certainly hope so!
DeleteI'm jealous! No one ever got that worked up over anything I wrote on my gaming blog. I think you must be living in that guy's head.
ReplyDeleteIf so he certainly isn't learning anything from the experience. 'Course I have been listening to a lot of Phish and Widespread Panic lately, so that might explain his rage.
DeleteI am extremely curious to know what of your articles has triggered this greeting card! ;)
ReplyDeleteMe too. I figure it was the one about reading. After all, anyone who could write that bile would definitely be against reading.
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