For the first time in five years I'm actually able to afford a subscription to my favorite comics instead of waiting for them to show up in the bargain bin a month or two later. So I go to the websites and what do I find? Oh, I can buy the fucking digital version no problem, but want to buy it in print? Nah, Brah, that shit is for the birds.
Just fucking give me my hard copies so that you soulless fucks don't one day decide that I don't own them and wipe them off my fucking hard drive like the apple want-a-bes you are!