True Life Story
Kid Icarus had been running fourth edition for us shortly after it had come out, and by and large I was finding it so-so. Nothing against Kid Icarus, but I really wasn't feeling the game.
My Warlord was fucking around with these kobolds and one of them actually got lucky and hit me. My turn came immediately after, so I turned directly to Kid Icarus, stood straight up and screamed, Did this mother-fucker just hit me? I'm a fuck his world up! I grabbed the kobold and used him as a club to beat his friends to death. When the lifeless husk that had stabbed me was reduced to goo I grabbed the closest kobold and went back to killing.
After that, I kind of got into the game.