Monday, February 24, 2014

True Life Story

Kid Icarus had been running fourth edition for us shortly after it had come out, and by and large I was finding it so-so. Nothing against Kid Icarus, but I really wasn't feeling the game. 

My Warlord was fucking around with these kobolds and one of them actually got lucky and hit me. My turn came immediately after, so I turned directly to Kid Icarus, stood straight up and screamed, Did this mother-fucker just hit me? I'm a fuck his world up! I grabbed the kobold and used him as a club to beat his friends to death. When the lifeless husk that had stabbed me was reduced to goo I grabbed the closest kobold and went back to killing. 



After that, I kind of got into the game.

9 comments:

  1. Awesome story. My only thing comparable was capturing a kobold and at spear-point using him as a trap tripper.

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    1. Gnome on a rope works better.

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    2. Both are good options, but I like to convince the Bard that his songs will keep the evil at bay and we can't risk him getting attacked from behind. So, along with the rest of the group, we move him to the front and let him trap find for us.

      Lots of fun to be had when you get to hide behind a wall of dead Bards.

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  2. True Story: I'? walking and these two guys with baseball gear I'm walking past say something unkind and agressive, one gestures threateningly with a bat, I punch him in the throat grab him at shoulder and belt and slam him into his friend, both falll and I run since I'm not stupid.

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    1. I have a similar story that involves me letting a Bull out of its pin. On second thought, it might not be so similar . . .

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    2. It's easier to have the Bard let the bull out of the pen.

      (Tell me that's not T-shirt worthy)

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    3. That's tee shirt and poster worthy. I want both now.

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